Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are about 8.5 sweeps old (About 18.5 human years) and you've been living on Earth since you were around six sweeps old. People often describe you as BIPOLAR, MOODY, somewhat MANIC DEPRESSIVE, but whatever. You also tend to beat yourself up over the SMALLEST OF MISTAKES and hammer them until you've gotten them right. Everyone thinks you're APESHIT BANANAS at COMPUTERS, but you feel like you're average.